Just in case your never seen this...
Ok you proberly all have and we did finish highschool 5-6 years ago, but i think its still really funny. simple pleasure for simple people!
HOW MANY CHRISTCHURCH SCHOOL STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Rangi Ruru - One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Hornby High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how toget high off the old one.
St Bedes - None. They're all too drunk to notice and even when they'resober if they spot a hole they just put their willy in it.
Girls High - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff becausethere's no way she's going to do manual labour.
Hillmorton - None. That place looks better in the dark.
Riccarton - Six. One to change it but only after the other five havefound an interpreter to translate the English instructions.
Burnside High - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protestthe globe's right not to change and twenty five to stage a counterprotest.
Christ's College - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs tothe wall even if it means standing in the dark. "If you can't get agirl, get a Christ's boy".
Avonside - Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons arestill in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at alltimes.
Linwood High - Six. Four to break into the store, one to steal the globeand one to install it.
Villa Maria - None. It is too unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt sucha dangerous task.
Papanui High - 10. One to change the bulb. One to call their dealer andeight to have a session why they wait.
Aranui High - None. Everything not welded down had been flogged longago.
Hagley - None. Everyone is either suspended or bunking (including theteachers).
Boys High - Two, one to change the bulb and one to make the observationthat it isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses.
Marian - None. They only have to give head to the Shirley boys and it'sdone for them.
Rangiora High - None. Electricity has yet to make it out that far.
St Thomas's - Four. One to change the bulb, three to count how manytimes he mentions rugby and f^$%king someones mother.
St Margarets - None. The Butler can do it.
Cashmere High - None. They really can't be bothered, and there'ssurfing to be done.
Lincoln High - three - one to change it and two to hold the sheep stillso he can stand on it.
Shirley Boys - None. They're too busy covertly breaking the bulbs overat Marian so they can get head.
Rudolph Steiner - Orange. No, look, orange! Stop trying to imposeyour stupid majoritarian lightbulb dogma on me, you fascist!
HOW MANY CHRISTCHURCH SCHOOL STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Rangi Ruru - One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Hornby High - Two. One to change the bulb and one to figure out how toget high off the old one.
St Bedes - None. They're all too drunk to notice and even when they'resober if they spot a hole they just put their willy in it.
Girls High - One. She'll put through a call to maintenance staff becausethere's no way she's going to do manual labour.
Hillmorton - None. That place looks better in the dark.
Riccarton - Six. One to change it but only after the other five havefound an interpreter to translate the English instructions.
Burnside High - Seventy six. One to change the globe. Fifty to protestthe globe's right not to change and twenty five to stage a counterprotest.
Christ's College - None. Those poor bastards are keeping their backs tothe wall even if it means standing in the dark. "If you can't get agirl, get a Christ's boy".
Avonside - Five. One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons arestill in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at alltimes.
Linwood High - Six. Four to break into the store, one to steal the globeand one to install it.
Villa Maria - None. It is too unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt sucha dangerous task.
Papanui High - 10. One to change the bulb. One to call their dealer andeight to have a session why they wait.
Aranui High - None. Everything not welded down had been flogged longago.
Hagley - None. Everyone is either suspended or bunking (including theteachers).
Boys High - Two, one to change the bulb and one to make the observationthat it isn't half as bright as the light shining from their arses.
Marian - None. They only have to give head to the Shirley boys and it'sdone for them.
Rangiora High - None. Electricity has yet to make it out that far.
St Thomas's - Four. One to change the bulb, three to count how manytimes he mentions rugby and f^$%king someones mother.
St Margarets - None. The Butler can do it.
Cashmere High - None. They really can't be bothered, and there'ssurfing to be done.
Lincoln High - three - one to change it and two to hold the sheep stillso he can stand on it.
Shirley Boys - None. They're too busy covertly breaking the bulbs overat Marian so they can get head.
Rudolph Steiner - Orange. No, look, orange! Stop trying to imposeyour stupid majoritarian lightbulb dogma on me, you fascist!
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